Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Why I Unfriended Moses

A friend just published her third book today.
I can't even get a rejection letter.
Another friend's child just graduated from Swarthmore.
My firstborn dropped out of high school.
Yet another friend just released her eighth album.
I've never told a soul about my songs.
How many friends are celebrating how many years of sobriety?
I can't break a single habit.
Imagine if Moses had Facebook instead of stone tablets.
Status update: "Mooned by G_d. lols."
Today I cleaned the bathroom.